The Signs

Here’s a new game. You know you’re old when ______ (fill in the blank…you know, the blank).

When asked what was something about aging that no one warned you about (or maybe they did and you forgot) baby boomers have a lot to say.

“The slow loss of everything, your abilities, your health, your friends, relatives, places you loved, etc. Just the eroding away of everything.”

Ouch.

“The invisibility.”

Ouch again.

“Aches and pains don’t go away in a day. Sometimes it takes a week.”

Ouch. Ouch. Really, that hurts.

” …eventually you will end up in that CVS aisle you always skipped because it didn’t pertain to you.”

“How fast time goes by. I was 21 yesterday. Now I’m 69. Time went by way too quickly.”

“All the napping! I’ve never needed so many naps…”

“When you hear a song or band from your youth that you absolutely hated because they were so cheesy and god-awful bad, but now when you hear it.. it brings back smiles and memories…. that’s the cleansing power of nostalgia!”

“How precious time will feel. Every moment matters to me now and I have no patience for squandering it. I consider myself very laid back but if there is anything that will trigger me, it’s someone wasting my time. Feels like they’re stealing my most precious resource.”

“As a male. The crazy ear and nose hairs that grow.”

“I wish they had warned me that it’s OKAY ‘not to do anything’ when you retire. My husband and I have been retired about two years now, and it’s been wonderful. But we’re not jetting around the world. We are just relaxing, enjoying being home. And that’s okay, it doesn’t mean we have a worse life now.”

“That I would feel this great. And content. And so much more in love with my SO, decade after decade…that for all the travail I’ve had a wonderful life.”

It might be a useful exercise for boomers to sit down and write a brief declaration of what’s right about this time in their life. Be it closeness to a mate, a sense of having lived a productive life, or the ability to look back on your good works. It may also be helpful to shelve the complaints and focus on what turned out right.

That being said, not every boomer is in a happy place right now, and no amount of buffing is going to make their lot any better.

Count yourself lucky if that’s not you.

Jay Harrison is a writer and creative consultant for DesignConcept. His newest mystery novel, Rio Puerco Demise is available on Amazon. His first mystery novel, Head Above Water, is also available on Amazon. But that’s not all. You can also purchase the Best of BoomSpeak on Amazon.