Wednesday, November 28, 2007

How Did You Sleep? So, So. How About You?


Supposedly, the older you get, the more cranky you are about the quality of your sleep. Most of the evidence for this is anecdotal. Ask an older person how he/she slept and they typically tell you that it was lousy.

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Wednesday, November 21, 2007

No Body Parts at the Table


Okay, let’s make it a rule that there can be no more body parts at the table. I don’t care if we are in the privacy of our home or out at a restaurant -- prostate, vagina, rectum, testicles, gall bladder, etc. are literally off the table.

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Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Men and Women Are Different?


It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to know that men and women are different, but it looks like we still need a scientist to figure out why.

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Tuesday, November 6, 2007

What Do Bugs Bunny and My Wife Have in Common?


She doesn't call me doc.
She doesn't have four fingers on each hand.
Normal ears.
OK, she can be a smart ass, but that's why I love her, that's not what they have in common.

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Move Over Mrs. Lincoln


I’m not sure where I got the idea in my head, but for a long time I was convinced that one of the central conflicts in the Lincoln marriage was that President Lincoln would become most agitated when Mrs. Lincoln ate crackers in bed.

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